You can fire me. But, Bitch, don't think you can take me.

One Two Bedroom, Two Bathroom Apartment
Plus
Three Classic Stress Cases with OCD and Perpetual Anxiety
Plus
Three Broken Hearts
Plus
Three Volcanic and Often Unstable Tempers
Equals
One Very, VERY Immaculate Home

I'm pretty sure the smell of bleach will never leave at this point. And you could probably eat off the toilet seats.. I guarantee they have less bacteria than restaurant tables.